Saturday, 7 April 2012


No one comes to visit

The Winston’s man is on the telly
I saw him back in ’74
he’s suing for the hole in his belly
in a Playboy behind the cupboard door

and Joey d’Apollo is dying of AIDS
my spirit feels so weak
Gillingham’s trial will be over soon
the sky out side is bleak

no one comes to visit
no-one 

unwashed curtains lie in a pile
in the hall
the dishes stand in greasy water
the oceans a steady rumble
the trains across the bay
leave snaking lite shadows
on my bedroom wall

the Sun then the Moon
mark their passage on my wall.
I’m barely standing.
This wheat spring day
I’ll vote again.


Old Gideon

My 
class -
mates spent their summers watching Bewitched,
looking in the fridge, fighting with the sibs, 
scraping the tar from their soles.
For me its up at 6.30
catch the 7.30
to town
the bus to 
Newtown and 
Pacific Souvenirs
where I'd pour heady resins into moulds
for paua shell ashtrays, plastic 
dolphins, Maori girl dolls
where Old Gideon
the Pitcairn
Islander
with his hand
cupped to his only ear, would tell us how 
they built boats back there, spending 
months - years? - waiting for a 
piece of drift - wood the right 
shape to drift by -
where Stu,
in his Ugg boots would now and then faint 
from the toxic fumes. The windows 
wouldn't open, they were nailed 
shut. Where the dirt
floor with the 
12x1 path
would collect 
water 
when it 
Welly rained.
Where Graeme told me 'the old man turns
a three thousand dollar drum of resin
into thirty thousand dollars of 
plastic tikis, paua shell 
fruit trays, toilet
plaques'
(some come here to sit and think...) which
my mum, in their Manners Street shop
would sell to Deepfreeze sailors,
they'd come into the shop 
and ask 'is this a real 
Ma-ori doll?'
She almost married 
one of them, We would have moved to Traverse City,
Michigan - the state shaped like a mitten. I could 
have seen Iggy & The Stooges, I could've 
heard the MC5 - Suzy Quatro might 
have been my neighbour.

But. She. Didn't. Marry. Him. 
Hot Town, Summer in the City. Back of my Neck . . .


Rob Lamb 2012

Friday, 30 March 2012

I Wish I Was - a series of poems by Rob Lamb & the Gumtree Press

I Wish I Was in the Horse Latitudes


I wish I was in the horse latitudes
with solar sails on my brigantine -
cruising with my crew of bad buccaneers!
colours nailed to the mast, jolly roger flying - 
as we wait. The wait! 
for the Tricolour - the Jack - the Stars and Stripes!
to become becalmed
and beat their doldrums!
- and they would stare
in fear and wonder
at our solar sails
as we prepare
to bear 
down on them
and do some righteous pirate damage!